I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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