do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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