i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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