I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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