I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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