Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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