I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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