at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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