We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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