Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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