There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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