I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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