I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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