Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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