i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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