is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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