I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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