it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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