are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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