dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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