walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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