Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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