I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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