Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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