Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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