Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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