I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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