This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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