She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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