Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Someone came in the potted fern
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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