I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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