I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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