is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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