At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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