Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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