you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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