Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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