when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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