The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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