C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
being pregnant is like rehab
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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