i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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