my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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