Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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