if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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