You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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