sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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