gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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