her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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