wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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