Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Randomize
