the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize